Get it Poppin'

"Ay, yo, BLACKOUT"

Yeah, It's kind of like that. After we stomped the competition on Wednesday, TEAM BLACK OUT finds itself sitting atop the leader board with 295 POINTS, BITCHES!!!

Wednesday marked the halfway point of the 50 step program to greatness. While we sit on the comfy throne of first place today, we must keep up the dedication. As completely absentminded and boneheaded as the rednecks, purps, and gree-grees are, they'll learn from their mistake. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

I've been hearing that they got some tricks up their sleeves. Well TEAM BLACKOUT knows some fucking tricks too. What doesn't kill us only makes us DRUNKER! 

We're the Black Team. When that last Red Balloon popped under the righteous boot of Hannah Berger-Butler-Blacker,  as nearly all THE BLACK TEAM remained on the battlefield, balloons unscathed, we rejoiced! Since no one could burst our balloons, we did it ourselves. Up and down, we jumped. POP POP POP POPOPOPOPOPO BOOOOOOM! The sounds rang out for all to hear on the warm Ohio evening. You could feel the momentum swing toward the Black Team. Delaware shook. The Earth trembled. I'm worried we might of caused some sort of seismic disturbance or a tidal wave in Australia (shout out to my 2 aussie readers! Whoever you are).

The Black Hole is only the beginning. With this victory, the Hole is just getting bigger. Watch your step, Ya might fall in.

BLACK OUT