Last night was tough. The Black Team lost. Period. We didn't win. We're not perfect. So what?
Last night put some things in perspective for me. Winning is great. It's awesome. We are the Black Team. We are inherently winners. But, the 50 DAY CLUB is more than about winning it's about family. It's about DREAMS.
LET US NOT WALLOW IN THE VALLEY OF DESPAIR, I SAY TO YOU TODAY, MY FRIENDS!
And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
I have a dream that one day THE BLACK TEAM will rise up and live out the true meaning of our creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all teams are created equal."
I have a dream that one day on the Jay-Walk, the sons of PURPS, GREEGREES, and REDNECKS will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood and DRINK, DRINK TOGETHER MY FRIENDS.
I have a DREAM today!
I have a dream that one day every BAR shall be exalted, and every SHOT OF WHISKEY shall be free, the WARM BEER will be made COLD, and the JUKEBOX will be a NICKEL; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."
I have a dream that my four little children.......I mean.....My 14 TEAMMATES will one day live in a nation where they will not be served beer by the color of their T-shirt but by the content of their character.
I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, one day right there in Alabama.....Did I say Alabama? I mean DELAWILD!.....One day in Delawild little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little RED boys and PURPLE girls as sisters and brothers.
50 DAY FAMILY! YA DIG!?!?!?
But there is something that I must say to my people, THE BLACKS who stand on the warm threshold which leads into the palace of justice: THE BACKSTRETCH. In the process of gaining our TEAM POINTS, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. We will fight. We must not give up.
Let us seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of PBR and BLACK SWEDISH VIRGINS. We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline. The high stairs to THE CLUBHOUSE. We must not allow our creative protest to degenerate into physical violence. Again and again, we must rise to the majestic heights of meeting physical force with alcohol and cheer. We will drink. We will drink together.
We cannot walk alone. (especially after last call. it's just not safe.)
And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always march ahead.
We cannot turn back.
Let the beers flow!
And when this happens, when we allow the beer to flow, when we let it flow from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, BLACK TEAM and REDNECKS, Jews and GREEGREES, PURPS and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old BLACK TEAM spiritual:
Free at last! Free at last!
Thank God Almighty, the beer's free at last!