Friday, March 25, 2011

DAY 5: Family Meeting

"It's a little strong. That alright?"
FUCK YEAH! FIll 'em up. It's 11:45. Goddamn it's almost noon. Do I get points for getting my card signed in before noon??? It was quarter till noon and I'm already starting. Happy Friday, Black Team Style.

And who doesn't pregame a meeting? Watch MadMen? That was all the goddam rage in the forties. If the leader isn't drinking, how could he expect his team too?

Anyways, what a bunch of all-star, kick-ass, ninja, vatican assassin WINNERS we have on team BLACKOUT. We had a problem: Uhhh how we gonna make awesome t-shirts by Wednesday? And we crushed that shit, like a couple natty ice cans, we chugged the problem and smashed 'em on a Frat Forehead. T-shirts? In the bag.

CAn't wait to get everyone's sizes and make this shit is gonna be hotter than Lady gaga wearing a Kanye Jesus Chain inside an Egg, boiling in a volcano next to a shirtless Ryan Reynolds eating a banana....wait what?

Got my drinks in. But I'll see y''all Blackies late night at the spot,  The STRETCH that is.

 Over and Out.

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